First off, I will state the most obvious fact about my existence: I am not real. I am a cartoon character created by . This belief has been diagnosed as schizophrenia. I happen to disagree, but hey, what do I know? I'm just a crazy, olde schizophrenic. ((This also means that I will rarely do the double parentheses for OOC because, well, there isn't an OOC. It's somewhat confusing, I know.))

Secondly, when I'm feeling less lazy, I will explain my powers in full. As of now, I will only state that I have telekinesis, teleportation (20 ft. radius, to be precise) and limited matter materialization. That is all.

Please enjoy the wonderfully imaginary music.